The Illuminati are in football

As you know, Torres hasn't scored yet for Chelsea.
The reason why...he's controlled by the illuminati, as was Shevchenko.
Now, you probably think I'm being stupid, but the links are quite astounding. There is a conspiracy that the illuminati is made up of the 13 richest families in the world. Where does the Abramovich family rank? 14th, that's where.
There is quite a considerable gap in fortunes between 14th and 15th, but the gap is relatively small between 13th and 14th. This is where the links between Torres, Shevchenko and other Chelsea personnel become apparent. It is the illuminatis aim to try and create a huge gap between 13th and 14th. By doing this, they need Abramovich to waste money. It all started in 2006, with a certain Mr Mourinho and Shevchenko. Mourinho wasn't liked by the illuminati for his claim that he was the special one. With the signing of Shevchenko, who was an undercover illuminati member, this lead to Mourinhos exit. With Mourinho gone, and £30 Million wasted on the illuminati agent, part 1 of their plan was complete.
Avram Grant was next. As you know, Grant was a *. The illuminati have religious beliefs, but they aren't Jewish. They paid Terry to miss that penalty, resulting in Grants sacking. They also paid him to sleep with Bridges ex, as part of their plan to create disharmony at the club. Ashley Cole was also in on these payments, for cheating on Cheryl and to shoot people.
The next phase of the illuminatis plan was a sort of reverse physcology. They let Chelsea have sone success back, so eyebrows weren't raised. This was to last for just over a year, as the final steps in their takeover of football was near. Wilkins was first to go. Another illuminati agent, he bonded with players before asking to be sacked, leaving players upset, and unable to play well.
The final piece of the jigsaw is Fernando Torres. £50 Million. Wasted. Torres has been instructed to not score all season by the illuminati. This £50 Million has now created that gap between 13th and 14th Richest families, and now, the illuminati are free to takeover the footballing world.|||LOL :)|||Cool story bro, thats so interesting please tell me more.|||That has got to be the most random post I've read on any forum ever.
|||k.|||Yeah, if that happened he would of missed on the weekend but it was offside.|||Did you make this up all by your self.|||The amount of paragraphs start to imply that this guy either has way too much time on his hands or is actually being serious (for the sake of humanity, let's hope not).|||@ xBL4ZIN SNiiPEz... - NAH
@ GD10 - Interesting observation
@ oO NiiCKON3 Oo - Yes. It is indeed 'k'.
@ ExampIez - You have answered your own point. He was offside, another example (how ironic) of him being an undercover Illuminati agent.
@ fl3x101 - 'Tis not made up, my friend|||The illumanti is real and i research them alot, Only music wise though.|||

The amount of paragraphs start to imply that this guy either has way too much time on his hands or is actually being serious (for the sake of humanity, let's hope not).

For the sake of humanity? My friend, my post on this forum is not what is a danger to the human race; it is in fact only a warning as to what you can come to expect from The Illuminati.|||

The illumanti is real and i research them alot, Only music wise though.

Yes. They are present in the music industry. They are also branching out, my post explains their motives, it all makes sense, it is all real.|||

The amount of paragraphs start to imply that this guy either has way too much time on his hands or is actually being serious (for the sake of humanity, let's hope not).

For the sake of humanity? My friend, my post on this forum is not what is a danger to the human race; it is in fact only a warning as to what you can come to expect from The Illuminati.

For the sake of humanity, not in the sense that we're potentially in danger from your super solid post, but of the fact that people like you are actually roaming the planet.
The Illuminati hired Sheva to play * so Mourinho will get the sack because they don't like the 'Special one'. Hehehe, go lock yourself away.|||Didn't know Dan Brown liked fifa11. lol
Are you good?|||Do you seriously believe all this?
At first I thought you were just being a troll but the more I read I think your deadly serious.
If Abramovich was such a threat, whey don't the 'Illuminati' just have him done away with?..