RATE MY GOAL PLEASE

HOW ABOUT THIS!!!
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/72624002|||Difficulty Amateur
1/10|||Sh1t/10|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDV0PI8j_0Q
The resemblance is uncanny.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZh58opKzkY&feature=channel_video_title|||GET A LIFE PLEASE|||can u rate my goals please??
overhead kick from lampard
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/73504622
freaky goal from drogba
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/55238504
brilliant volley from anelka
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/53515666
compilation
http://www.easports.com/media/play/highlight-reel/59364142|||Why are you all pleading for rates and votes on your goals/videos? Trying to impress the ladies or something?!
Seriously, think about it.